7

Martian Manhunter (Origin)

The first (but not last!) of sculpts on this list by notorious former WizKids sculptor Lukas Little, this doughy-looking work of the Manhunter from Mars wouldn’t be so bad if not for one funky bit of botched anatomy: his calves! They’re as big as his thighs, maybe a bit larger, and they ruin the whole piece.

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6

Wasp (Avengers 059)

The general sculpt is…okay. It flirts with actually being good, from the neck down. But that head! That FACE! It’s horribad. But while the face is an inexcusable non-paint job, it’s the nubs on the top that push this sorry excuse for Janet Van Dyne onto this list. I mean, where do you get those from this?

Maybe they were attempting to do her needle-thin antennae. Ridiculous to attempt. And plainly unfinished. PUKE!

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5 (tie)

Sersi (Critical Mass)

Somehow, this one comes off as a valiant attempt at the below, but is hindered by being in the Critical Mass set, probably the absolute nadir of sculpting excellence in HeroClix’s 10-year history.

However, that doesn’t explain this poor excuse for the maid of might:

Supergirl (Unleashed)

Again, it’s a valiant attempt. Feeble result.

It’s October and that means Halloween is coming. This countdown has nothing to do with playability or anything about the dial. It’s all about the wrongest, worst-looking, most misshapen sculpts in all of HeroClix.

10

Validus (Giants)

Taken on his own, big V here doesn’t appear to deserve a spot on the worst list. That is, until you compare him to his comic-book and cartoon depictions:

The ‘clix figure is so skinny. It’s missing some details and it looks like a shark-toothed toddler. At the time, many giants were sculpted slim to fit into boosters, but Val here was in a collector’s set; he didn’t have to be so emaciated from the waist down!

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9

Rogue (Infinity Challenge)

A lot of the earliest ‘clix figures were poor. But this one’s the worst of the set, IMO. Awkward pose, a Butt’erface…there’s nothing flat-out WRONG with her. She’s just…wrong.

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8

Carnage (Web of Spider-Man)

It’s not the worst sculpt, but the huge hands make it unintentionally hilarious instead of terrifying as Carnage should be.

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  Tomorrow, it’s numbers 7, 6 and 5. Things are gonna get UGLY!